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Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,615 Points

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 8/24 (175/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Gun Game

Medals Earned: 3/8 (110/395 points)

Reloader 10 Points

Reload any weapon 100 times

Campaigner 50 Points

Complete all 21 Campaign stages

Target Hater 50 Points

Equalize 500 targets

Midnight Skully 10 Points

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Juggler 25 Points

Flip a gun 100 times

Gun Addict 50 Points

Play for 4 hours

Expert 100 Points

Earn 57 expert medals

Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points

Collect every single in game achievement

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

Bum Trumpet 10 Points

Hit 40 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row

Vuvu Zilla 25 Points

Hit 50 notes in a row

100 Note Streak 50 Points

Hit 100 notes in a row

Vuvu Hero 50 Points

Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song

200 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 200 notes in a row

300 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 300 notes in a row